• crantz

why honesty is important and why me? I never do this to anyone.

This happened a long while ago, but it's always below the surface. Twitching.

Dear Sir:

I should not have lied to you that I was a girl to avoid awkwardness and I learned a valuable lesson about screaming 'I AM A MAN' from this among other honesties, however, that does not totally karma balance out to you SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR PENIS oh my god what.

And speaking as someone who actually does like the penis, you still totally failed to endear yourself to me. I thought it was a mutant glowing mushroom.

Just because my character looks good in a little skirt and heals you, does not mean she/I wants to see your gamma mushroom. Thank you.

Two Tales of WoW

(Images are under lj-cut.)

A while back, my Priest and her permagroup partner were in a Ramps PUG when our Warlock let us in on a little secret...

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Bumming around in Westfall with my little Shammy, I was treated to a lovely and brain-gouging conversation as one of our guild's Priests, a 35, asked for directions to Winterspring. She says she's just compelled to explore. Personally, I think it's because she gets inflated exploration XP for doing it.

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Later, another guildie asked her if she ran naked for all this. Her response, which sadly I forgot to cap since I was in a bigger group at the time: "Ooh, there's an idea. Maybe it'll distract them!" She doesn't even realize that she's losing money in repairs while she gets all of this hyperinflated discovery XP that comes without any money at all attached.

And she's already started asking us for mount money.